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MOTIVATIONAL POSTER FROM THE PLANET SKARO

MOTIVATIONAL POSTER FROM THE PLANET SKARO

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Straight from the Ministry of Dalek Information (and Extermination) comes this striking piece of totalitarian pop art that would make both Stalin and Davros proud! This commanding poster features a masterfully menacing Dalek silhouette in deep crimson, looming against a backdrop of fierce, infernal reds that perfectly capture their warm and fuzzy approach to inter-species relations.

The infamous Dalek manifesto stands bold and unapologetic, proclaiming "ALL INFERIOR CREATURES ARE TO BE CONSIDERED ENEMIES OF THE DALEKS AND DESTROYED!" (Because apparently, they never learned about indoor voices or diplomatic negotiations.)

This stunning piece of art looks like it was ripped straight from the walls of a Dalek recruitment centre - if Daleks actually recruited instead of, you know, exterminating everything that moves.

Perfect for:

  • Adding a touch of benevolent dictatorship to your living room
  • Motivational office decor (guaranteed to increase productivity or eliminate it entirely)
  • Starting concerning conversations with your neighbours
  • Collectors of dystopian memorabilia
  • Anyone who thinks their room needs more EXTERMINATE energy

Printed on high-quality paper that will survive any timeline (though we make no guarantees about surviving the actual Daleks).

Note: Purchase of this poster does not constitute allegiance to the Dalek Empire, nor does it provide protection during invasion scenarios. The Management accepts no responsibility for sudden urges to conquer planets or speak in monotone.

Product features
- Water and scratch resistant
- Ideal for indoors and outdoors
- 3 sizes to choose from
- Please note: heavy water flow can damage the product

Poster Care instructions
- See section at end of listing.
- Do not under any circumstances use as a business card on Skaro. (You are thusly advised.)
- Not suitable for use as a duvet. (You never know, we might locate some on temporal scanners sometime in the future, or past.)

Person Care Instructions
- Never wear as a cape.

  12″ x 18″ (Horizontal) 16″ x 24″ (Horizontal) 24" x 36" (Horizontal)
Width, in 18.00 24.00 36.00
Height, in 12.00 16.00 24.00
Depth, in 0.08 0.08 0.08
 

General product safety regulation (GPSR)

General product safety regulation (GPSR) (Required in the EU)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: No restrictions, Blank product sourced from the United Kingdom
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the centre of the card outwards. If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth

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