Stone Mountain Coffee Mug

Stone Mountain Coffee, the new sorta kinda fresh brew brought to you from Weeping Angel Auntie Sue... 

Made from actual petrified coffee beans, meticulously hand ground into cement...

(Look, we just print what they tell us...But even that has it's limits...)

Enjoy your coffee like your Grandparents did. (Or maybe enjoy coffee WITH your Grandparents BEFORE they had kids... Timey wimey, etc.)

Product Specs
- Material: 100% ceramic (Note - percentage will change when coffee is introduced.)
- One size: 11oz (0.33 l) (Must be held vertically or in a modified gravity field to achieve maximum capacity.)

Product Care
- Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Do not tumble dry, use a towel. (You’d be surprised.)

Customer care
Never use on a unicycle.
Dunking safe. (Results may vary depending on type of biscuit, air pressure, ambient humidity and presence of Zygons.)